Job opening: Bird Chaser

Nemo the bird chaserNemo took ridding the docks of messy birds pretty seriously. No boater diligently spends hours cleaning his prized boat to get ready for guests and then wants his family to walk down the dock and climb in after traipsing through gobs of bird poop, so Nemo’s job of Bird Chaser at our marina was a pretty important one. With him now gone, who will step up? Who will be the next Bird Chaser? Applications now being accepted. Position open until filled.

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